i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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