They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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