I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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