idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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