Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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