I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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