I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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