My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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