So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
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i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Walk of Shame today included voting.
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You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...