I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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