O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall