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• (205): View more from Alabama

  woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers

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  yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

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• (813): View more from Florida

  She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...

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  there were a lot.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!

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• (716): View more from New York

  Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?

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