Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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