like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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