all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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