Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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