Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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