over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
