talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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