3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
What a dumb baby whore.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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