You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
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have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
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the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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