Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just took my morning after pill in the library
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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