If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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