Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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