Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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