Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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