i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Randomize