the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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