I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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