how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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