so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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