foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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