everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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