last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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