at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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