At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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