She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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