Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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