clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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