Kiss
Puke
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
They should really pass out barf bags in church
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
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the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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