"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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