"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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