i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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