***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
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