I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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