and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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