Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
