direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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