Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
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Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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