I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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