I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
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But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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