dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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