that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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