guys are not supposed to queef...right?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Randomize
