When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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