i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
im holly from the hills drunk
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I have grass duct taped all over my body
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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