i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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