dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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