I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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